Da Green Gurkin

"Dis gowz tur da choon ov "Hows ov sa Ryzin Sunn", a song wot I furst erd wen I sayld tur a plays far tur da west. A land ov stelee iyd men wiv big atz an long cowtz"

Dere iz a shyp wot saylz da seez
Itz korld "Da Green Gurkin"
An itz krood by orkz an Goberlinz
An Skwigz n ratz n fingz

An da hul iz slytlee roten
An da mayn mast iz a tree.
An evrywon on bord 'er nowz
Sheul synk evenshuleeee!

So evun dow da bylgiz smel
An itz orwayz fysh fur teeee!
We downt mynd da sayluz lyf
Coz arl ar rum iz freee!

Wiv won fut on da gang plank,
An da uvva fut on da shor,
Yoo wysh yoo ad annuva nytz leev
An too stel fur a hor!

O muva tel yur chyldrn,
Not tur run erway tur seeee.
We much prufurz da pres gang trayd,
We getz a gowd fur eech!

(Ripeet furst bit!)

As written By Skurvy, 1st Mayte ov Da Green Gurkin, Kap'n Gurdaz Shyp